| 1 |
What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher ?
- The conductor minds the trains and the teacher trains the minds. |
| 2 |
What's the difference between a swan and a lawyer ?
- One can stick his bill up his ass and the other one should ! |
| 3 |
What's the difference between a seagull and a new born pup ?
- The seagull flits all over the shore and the pup sh... all over the floor. |
| 4 |
- A smell you can't get rid of. |
| 5 | What did the bra say to the hat ?
 - You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift. |
| 6 | How are false teeth like stars?
- They come out at night. |
| 7 | How can you get in touch with a fish?
- Drop him a line. |
| 8 |
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
- It waves. |
| 9 | How many months have 28 days?
- All of them. |
| 10 | What animal can jump higher than a house?
- Any animal. A house can't jump ! |
| 11 |
There are 26 letters in the alphabet. Take 1 away and how many are left ? - 26--One is a number. |
| 12 | What can a car run on besides gas?
- The road. |
| 13 | What gets wetter the more it dries?
- A towel. |
| 14 | What never asks questions but must always be
answered?
- The telephone. |
| 15 | What building in your town has the most stories?
- The public library. |
