"A Riddle", c'est une énigme, une devinette.
Elles sont presque toujours basées sur le comique : jeux de mots, absurdité, grossièreté, tout est bon pour surprendre. 
Souvent la réponse n'a guère de sens, mais peu importe, tout cela est pour rire ... et faire un bon mot !


What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher ?

- The conductor minds the trains and the teacher trains the minds.


What's the difference between a swan and a lawyer ?

- One can stick his bill up his ass and the other one should !


What's the difference between a seagull and a new born pup ?

- The seagull flits all over the shore and the pup sh... all over the floor. 


What do you get if you cross an aerosol deodorant with a boomerang ? 

- A smell you can't get rid of.

5 What did the bra say to the hat ?

- You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

6 How are false teeth like stars? 

- They come out at night.

7 How can you get in touch with a fish? 

- Drop him a line.


How do we know the ocean is friendly? 

- It waves.

9 How many months have 28 days?

- All of them.

10 What animal can jump higher than a house?

- Any animal. A house can't jump !


There are 26 letters in the alphabet. Take 1 away and how many are left ?

- 26--One is a number.

12 What can a car run on besides gas?

- The road.

13 What gets wetter the more it dries? 

- A towel.

14 What never asks questions but must always be answered?

- The telephone.

15 What building in your town has the most stories? 

- The public library.

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